"The Jedi" (sung to the theme music of "The Nanny")
 
He was working as a farmboy back on Tattooine
'Till his unc 'n' aunt were killed by a trooper team
Where was he to go, what was there to do
When it was past his bedtime?
Alone with two droids and a gray old fool
He could fly
He could fight
He had the Force
That's how he became the Jedi
 
Yes and the Rebels, they were lucky indeed
Bringing in the one thig that they really need
He has really gone far (let the Rebels win)
Blowing up the Death Star (bad luck Tarkin)
He believes in the force, while the others think it was just a fluke
The farmboy from Tattooine, the Jedi named Luke