"KENOBI"
(sung by Darth Vader to the tune of "Cecilia," during their duel)
 
CHORUS
Kenobi,
You shouln't have come back,
You best watch your back
Or I'll kill ya.
Oh Kenooooobi,
Your powers are weak,
You're feeble and meek,
And you're old.
Old, old, old.
 
Swingin' blades
In the afternoon,
With Kenobi,
He's an old buffoon
(old buffoon)
I cut through
His chest and face,
When he falls to the ground
Air has taken his place.
 
REPEAT CHORUS
 
FUNKY NOISES SOLO
 
Ju-bi-la-tion!
I murdered that coot,
He's stuck to my boot
And I'm laughing.
Ju-bi-la-tion!
I murdered that coot,
He's stuck to my boot
And I'm laughing.
 
LUKE: Noooooo! No nooooo!
No noooo no no no nooooo! . . .